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Eric Powell

The Week of the Bitch: FUNNYBOOKSINREVIEWAREGO!!!

December 16, 2014 // 0 Comments

After that headline, I suppose we should just launch right on into this thing, shouldn’t we…? Bitch Planet 1, by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Valentine De Landro This is some bad ass shit here, folks. A feminist polemic disguised as an exploitation comic. A darkly funny near-future satire. A sci-fi “women in cages” book complete with violence, nudity, sleaze, and my new favorite line of dialogue ever: But I should back up a bit. Bitch Planet is the new comic from Kelly Sue DeConnick, [...]

Old Magic, Young Love, and a Giant Gorilla: FUNNYBOOKSINREVIEWAREGO!!!

June 26, 2014 // 0 Comments

This week’s funnybooks this week! And lookit me! Click-Baitin’ the fanboys by leading with a shiny bit of corporate spandex craziness! New Avengers Annual 1, by Frank Barbiere and Marco Rudy I will be 100% brutally honest with you here: I bought this funnybook for the art. The art, and the promise of what looked like it might be a decent Dr. Strange solo story. Because, hey. I love Dr. Strange. He’s on my extremely short list of characters I’ll always read if [...]

Stylish, Scary Adolescent Thrills: FUNNYBOOKSINREVIEWAREGO!!!

June 4, 2014 // 0 Comments

So here’s something a little different: funnybooks reviewed the day they came out! That’s right, it’s TODAY’S COMICS TODAY! Moon Knight 4, by Warren Ellis and Declan Shalvey As I think I’ve said before, this book’s all about very stylish done-in-ones. Every issue is centered around a single idea, motif, or visual. You get in, you get out, you enjoy yourself a little pop culture bonbon. Though I hesitate to use candy metaphors in relation to this particular [...]

KNIFE TO THE EYE!

August 1, 2013 // 0 Comments

So here’s a weird thing… I was playing around with the Dark Horse digital comics app earlier today, tracking down the newest issue of MIND MGMT. The app’s a little slow sometimes, and I got tired of waiting for a page to load, so I decided to hit a link that had loaded in hopes of leap-frogging to what I wanted. And then, Just as I tapped on the link, the word “LOADING….” at the bottom of the screen changed to “KNIFE TO THE EYE!” Which, as [...]

Dork Awards: The 25 Greatest Super Heroes of All Time (Part Two)

June 22, 2013 // 2 Comments

After a day of wrestling with WordPress, our list of the 25 Greatest Spandex Characters of All Time continues! Please forgive any layout problems or typos. It’s been a difficult posting. Part One can be found here, or you can jump right in below. Just remember: one dork’s opinion, nobody will ever agree with every pick, etc etc… 14. The Flash A character whose enduring appeal, I think, is the thrill of speed, the freedom represented by the amazing power of Runs Fast. [...]