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Countdown to Halloween, Day Ten: Pictures of Lily (Munster, That Is)

October 10, 2012 // 2 Comments

Getting back to our Halloween salute to sexy dead girls, tonight we bring you everybody’s favorite Monster MILF (or MMILF, if you will), Mrs. Lily Munster. Hard to believe that’s somebody’s mama, but whatcha gonna do? In addition to her animal side, Lily’s also alluring… …mysterious… …playful… …and even a bit of a fashion plate. Hard [...]

Countdown to Halloween, Day Nine: Mysterious Mose at the Graveyard Jamboree

October 9, 2012 // 0 Comments

We love all eras of Halloween music here on the Dork Forty, and so tonight’s entry in the big Halloween mix tape reaches back to the 1930s for the nerd wrangler favorite, “Mysterious Mose.” Of course, we’re also reaching back to 1998, and a seriously Hallow-riffic puppet/stop-motion short called Graveyard Jamboree, which starred this happy fellow… …and featured [...]

Countdown to Halloween, Day Seven: Turkish Song of the Damned

October 7, 2012 // 0 Comments

Sometimes, I just don’t have it in me to connect the picture and the song too very closely. So while I very much hope you enjoy this picture of real human skulls found in some French catacombs… …it really does little else but set the proper mood for tonight’s Irish song of ghostly Turkish revenge from across the rotting sea… [...]

Countdown to Halloween, Day Six: RATS!

October 6, 2012 // 3 Comments

Rats are intelligent creatures that make great pets. Doesn’t stop them from being creepy as all hell, though. In this way, they’re much like Crispin Glover… …the great Dwight Frye… …and funnybook villain Vermin: But they also make for some rockin’ cello action! (A historical note: the situation described in tonight’s Halloween song actually [...]

Countdown to Halloween!

October 1, 2012 // 0 Comments

There’s a chill in the evening air. Everything’s dying. And the nerd wranglers are out sincerin’ up the punkin patch. Which can only mean one thing: every dork’s favorite holiday has shambled onto the horizon once more, and we must begin preparations for its unholy arrival. That’s right, kids: Halloween’s a’comin’! And with it, a special Dork [...]